Just a bunch of great songs. A lot of these are rarities, BTW, esp. The National. I have a Charlie Brown dance I do for 'Secret Meeting' & the last minute of Wasp Nest is #@$^#^#%^@#$.... &^%^*#^%
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Word for word, this is exactly what transpired earlier. At approximately 6:15PM I was seated on my porch enjoying drinking my post-dinner tea. It's the usual affair, Twining's Earl Grey -- I'm prosaic. Five minutes into it, two girls walking their dog, coked the fuck out of their minds (I can just tell these things), approach from the North. They stop directly in front of my lawn, like this massive fucking exclamation mark, right? So. The darker of the two brunettes then grabs the other girl's head and pulls her in for a kiss. They then start snogging away like long lost gay nazis, maniacally laughing in between parts. The other then starts pulling the other girls hips in, like this kind of, like, mock-fucking situation. In the "character arc" of this motion picture, this would be the highest point. The one in my field of view looks at me, grabs her left tit and massages it. The recipient of this, then sticks her tongue into her girlfriend's face. The dog then takes a piss on my lawn and they both leave hand-in-hand. Shockingly, I remained.. indifferent to it all.
If I told you that my life gets exponentially stranger by the day would you maybe bake me a cake?
Would anyone go the fucking distance on this one?
Screaming.
