*SAS ([info]emperor3d) wrote,
@ 2009-09-17 15:30:00
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Current mood:MADFERIT UGHHHH
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"Kickin' up a storm, from the day that I was born."

What's the difference between a brontosaurus and a Mac?

A brontosaurus runs faster.

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[info]ime11y
2009-09-17 08:57 pm UTC (link)
ZING!

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-17 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Why aren't more Mac owners computer literate?


They would be, if they had a computer.

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[info]ime11y
2009-09-18 02:27 am UTC (link)
Bwahahaha

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[info]_wandering_star
2009-09-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Let's say, hypothetically, I told you I had a Macbook. Would you think less of me?

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-17 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

q: How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?

a: Four. One to consult the manual that came with it, one to call tech-support, and two to sit and wait for the 'Smiley Face' to appear and say 'Welcome to Macintosh'.

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[info]shecametostay
2009-09-21 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I have a mac and it's fantastic. NO LIE.

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[info]thenextlife
2009-09-18 12:47 am UTC (link)
Do you think it's worth upgrading to Windows 7?

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-18 12:53 am UTC (link)
It's being hailed by most PC experts AND critics as being the best MS OS ever made. And I agree because I'm using the beta release and it's amazing. The best thing about it is the fact that their OS now operates without this huge overhead (background processes) like it used to. You combine Windows 7 with soon-to-be-standard of Solid State harddrives and HOLY SHIT OMG.

Apple is already losing its young/oh-so-hip crowd. Windows is back, baby!!! Too fucking right, I say!

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-18 12:53 am UTC (link)
Also, get the Ultimate version.

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[info]thedriver
2009-09-18 01:39 am UTC (link)
hey are you on facebook?

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-18 01:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah M8, give me your details. I'm difficult in adding.

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[info]thedriver
2009-09-18 02:03 am UTC (link)
nick mihailovski on fb. M8, mate, i just got that now. :P

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-18 05:06 am UTC (link)
Added friendski!

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[info]heddcold
2009-09-19 12:59 am UTC (link)
she took my hand and picked me up off the floor

she put an apple in my eye

i said i'm tired

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-19 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Good tune friend. Keep it up. Long live my oasis coin!

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from my sony vaio laptop running vista...
[info]daisynme
2009-09-19 03:43 am UTC (link)
i knew there was a reason we're friends...
beyond the oasis love, of course.

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Re: from my sony vaio laptop running vista...
[info]emperor3d
2009-09-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
YES! Windows 7 is the new promise land. 4 srs. And good on you for not selling out to the corporate whore which is Apple.

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[info]shecametostay
2009-09-21 01:35 pm UTC (link)
I'M A MAC.

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[info]emperor3d
2009-09-22 03:05 am UTC (link)
NO.
NO!

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