*SAS ([info]emperor3d) wrote,
@ 2009-06-13 16:30:00
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/// Mahmoud Immabeenhad




"They say true love comes only once in a lifetime and even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth, my heart tells me you’re the one for me. Mahmoud. I remember when it started, saw you on the news you were hating gays, I was eating food but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest my mind says no but my body says yes Nuclear threat, the only threat I see is the threat of you not coming home with me. Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide Can’t express how I feel Ay yo Adam let’s ride And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay He ran, for the president of Iran we ran together to a tropical island my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’ smiling, if he can still do it then I can they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’ You can be the port that I park my vessel in So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs And your hairy butt… Yeah.



And Iran, Iran so far away come home, and in my arms you’ll stay Used to look at the stars and dream round the world same stars were seen And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud. Talk smooth to me, without a tie your pants high waisted, damn so fly. We can take a trip to the animal zoo and laugh at all the funny things that animals do Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do you should know by now, it’s you. And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay. You crazy for this one Mahmoud you can deny the holocaust all you want but you can’t deny that there’s something between us I know you say there’s no gays in Iran but you’re in New York now baby it’s time to stop hiding, and start living
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I was singing this in the shower this morning. I can't help but post this in honour of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's victorious "re-election". What a sight to behold all that shit was. I still can't quite comprehend how intolerant world leaders still exist in these modern times. I can't quite figure out which was worse news this past week - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reclaiming his throne or the Holocaust Museum shooting. It's one in the same, I suspect - Backward hicks who fuck their siblings in the ass whilst self-righteously preaching from passages of their respective religious texts. Regardless of how intolerant I am [I hate everyone, equally] of morons, I'd like to think we can one day live in a world which recognizes basic human rights and not dispute certain historical events that actually fucking happened. But that's pipe dreams, isn't it. Additionally, I'd like to inform you all that the following clip of Louis CK is exactly how I feel about technology/people..




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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-14 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Louis CK is the funniest comedian on the circuit today. That Awesome Possum bit made me pee a little. I am now posting the Awesome Possum clip in honour of your response.



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[info]soulrockerbuffy
2009-06-14 05:42 pm UTC (link)
woo! Ive seen this like 10 times and am no less amused.

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-14 05:56 pm UTC (link)
This is my favourite clip of his, where he talks about deer.



My second favourite is the one where he's talking about taking a time machine to go back in time and rape Hitler, LOL. It's so fucked up.

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[info]soulrockerbuffy
2009-06-14 06:50 pm UTC (link)
i'm downloading the "chewed up" dvd right now! woo piracy!

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-14 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I have that DVD. It's absolutely brilliant and hilarious.
He's apparently doing some work right now with Ricky Gervais. That should be good!!

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