*SAS ([info]emperor3d) wrote,
@ 2009-06-11 13:58:00
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Current music:The Answering Machine - Silent Hotels

Hoooomans.



Hi I just really wanted to post this new tune by The National. It's brilliant. I hate QTV though, the host is a bit tosh. I just invented a new word, there. Tosh refers to the crapness of something specific. I've seen the host in my neighbourhood many times. He goes to this sushi place called Omi and drives a fancy sport car (I think it's an Aston Martin *jealous*). His girlfriend/wife is this generic blonde piece of ass. She looks dumb as nails but there's a 10% chance I am in error. Doubt it, as per I'm right about everything. Anyway, how's it all going y'all? Does anyone want a pop/sandwich? My Omelette making skills are flawless, these days. I'll write about that and other culinary domination in due time. I saw a mommy raccoon carry her baby raccoon in her mouth across the street. It was super cute. That James Von Brunn fucker needs a good stabbing. I'd ask for five minutes alone. White supremacy still exists in these modern times? Are you fucking serious, humankind? Fuck me. And I'd like to point out that the security guard, Stephen Johns, is a national hero. Had he not intervened, scores more would have died, surely. Otay, gotta go! Cheers.



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[info]ensenchiridion
2009-06-12 04:32 am UTC (link)
innit though? i don't think people knew what to make of it. i know i watched it several times trying to figure out what emotions i was feeling...

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-12 04:34 am UTC (link)
You were experience a temporal shift from being normal to not being normal.
Who the fuck eats that shit? And what, they die as it's being put together?
That's like me taking a bunch of baby pandas, dumping them in egg wash, rolling them around in breadcrumbs and frying them.

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[info]ensenchiridion
2009-06-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
oh silly, everyone knows you can't fry a baby panda - they'd get all tough an' shit. maybe the grill. WHUT? i'm just sayin..

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-12 04:52 am UTC (link)

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[info]ensenchiridion
2009-06-12 04:54 am UTC (link)
awww i almost tearded. i sorry baby pandaface :(

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-12 04:57 am UTC (link)


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