*SAS ([info]emperor3d) wrote,
@ 2009-06-11 13:58:00
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Current music:The Answering Machine - Silent Hotels

Hoooomans.



Hi I just really wanted to post this new tune by The National. It's brilliant. I hate QTV though, the host is a bit tosh. I just invented a new word, there. Tosh refers to the crapness of something specific. I've seen the host in my neighbourhood many times. He goes to this sushi place called Omi and drives a fancy sport car (I think it's an Aston Martin *jealous*). His girlfriend/wife is this generic blonde piece of ass. She looks dumb as nails but there's a 10% chance I am in error. Doubt it, as per I'm right about everything. Anyway, how's it all going y'all? Does anyone want a pop/sandwich? My Omelette making skills are flawless, these days. I'll write about that and other culinary domination in due time. I saw a mommy raccoon carry her baby raccoon in her mouth across the street. It was super cute. That James Von Brunn fucker needs a good stabbing. I'd ask for five minutes alone. White supremacy still exists in these modern times? Are you fucking serious, humankind? Fuck me. And I'd like to point out that the security guard, Stephen Johns, is a national hero. Had he not intervened, scores more would have died, surely. Otay, gotta go! Cheers.



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[info]finefinemusic
2009-06-11 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I saw two birds fight with another bird yesterday by beating their wings/breasts against the interloper's back (one angry bird on either side of the bird being beaten up on.) It was pretty fierce! My neighbourhood is great for birds, being right on the cusp of Cedarvale.. the bird finally flew to an adjacent tree and a fourth bird instantly landed on the same branch to chase him out of that tree! Major turf wars on my front lawn! That's how I'm doing. Feel like picking up a hairdryer for me off Craigslist? The person wants me near your neighborhood (I think.. Parliament and Wellesleyish?) for 6 but I can't make it before 7. They've yet to write me back to say if that's okay. SIGH.

Birds birds birds! Kind of sounds like I'm a Britisher acting tosh about some ladies but I'm just a Canadian who keeps her eyes to the trees… being the tallest woman in Toronto and all

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-11 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Alexispants! I'm not in the patch until much later tonight. Otherwise I'd totally escort you along the border of Cabbagetown and grab something to eat at the House on Parliament. So that's tosh.

Get ready for Oasis later this summer! It's going to be GLOOOORRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOUS.


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[info]finefinemusic
2009-06-11 07:19 pm UTC (link)
ahh, pity! Oh well I will be the tall girl with red hair, red coat and red umbrella (STUPID RAIN) wandering idly around lugging a hair dryer and "accidentally dropping" Oasis CDs to see if you jump out of a bush or not. I will be good to your corner of the city, promise!

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-11 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Do not drop Oasis cds. That's against the LAS.
Wellesley and Parliament is BARELY cabbagetown, just so you know.
It's like, verging along the ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeetto.

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[info]finefinemusic
2009-06-11 08:09 pm UTC (link)
I figured as much, where else would I find a hard-shell hair dryer for $25? I'm getting myself one of those bonnett-style dryers so that I can amp up the colour of my hair - I need to apply heat during processing to make it truly bright!

I will be gentle with my Oasis CDs. Unfortunately my 14 year old self was not so much and they are all already very scratched :(

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[info]emperor3d
2009-06-11 08:11 pm UTC (link)
My first copy of Definitely Maybe was played so much over the summer that it was destroyed from being overplayed. How fucked is that? It was not due to me being messy/careless.


O-A-SIS O-A-SIS O-A-SIS O-A-SIS O-A-SIS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[info]finefinemusic
2009-06-11 08:37 pm UTC (link)
LOL

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