*SAS (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} emperor3d) wrote,@ 2009-05-02 02:39:00 |
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| Current mood: | kinda like a lot of pain |
Orajel/Orahell: 99 Problems and a squashed nerve is ALSO ONE OF THESE PROBLEMS.
The geological activity of this mouth is what keeps me from my slumber. These tectonic-like plates shifting and squashing the one nerve-ending of my twitching face which renders the one side of my face to look like that of a chipmunk. I'm convinced the recommended dosage of this here Benzocaine does not apply to me. No sir/ma'am, for I am living proof you can quadruple its daily dosage, sans problem. Fuck that noise, anyway. And yes the above video/song is brilliantly applicable. *megalithic pain*
I'm serious. This pain is unbelievable. So much so, that if someone punched this side of my face, the pain would be so great that I would enter another dimension of shock -- so much so that I would seize to ever have existed.
Oh and Faraday is Faradead?! Farafuckthewhat?
For everyone still freaking out about the swine flu/EPIDEMIC OF MASS DESTRUCTION, leave it to me to point the wayski
