Fashionistas. We don't need ya!

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Americans are actually correct when they reference their country as being the land of opportunity. If Winston Churchill quotes don't get you through the most difficult of times -- "If you're going through hell, keep going" --, I implore you to remember the following; If Sarah Fucking Palin can become such an influential/powerful person, surely I can make a go of things. Guys, look at this messenger bag I just ordered. It's pretty much the greatest thing you ever saw today, roight?!

I'm contemplating videotaping myself singing and playing Oasis' D'yer Wanna Be A Spaceman on my guitar and posting it on YouTube. I'd sing it in a Southern American accent and then in my best Churchill. Churchill, I says. Nay, rather, but in all srslyness, I'll most likely be posting a lot of video projects in the coming months that feature timelapse videography and fucking brilliant edit cuts. I've recently mastered Adobe Premiere CS4 in conjunction with After Effects. Win[ner]. Believe!

How you doin'?

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