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Me Hearties.

Whatever you fucking do today or tomorrow, you must view the above video. It is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Nothing, NOTHING, from this day forward shall be equal to the hilarity of the Potty Dance. In truth, I believe I blew my funny nerve. I have now incorporated said dance into my morning routine directly after having consumed 1.5 cups (exactly) of All Bran. Result. Pay close attention to the kangaroo bit. It makes no fucking sense, at all.. ever. ♥

I'm currently allocating funds to build a new workstation for myself. I've spent hours researching various system parts, configurations and build benchmarks. I'm too excited about it all. The current recession has made computer components retardedly cheap but even with that said, most of the parts I require are still a testicle and a half but onwards we continue. Phase 1 is the completion of the build (which ought take place no later than the end of next month, maybe even this month *fingers crossages*) Phase 2 involves a dual-monitor rig with associated brackets (1 additional 24" LCD to my current 24" display of the same make) and new furniture/desk and chair from Crate & Barrel. Phase 3 involves the purchase of this fucking model ship.

Which would stand tall to the left of my monitors. Argh me ♥ies! (get it?) Although I must admit I'm a bit torn between getting this ship or the RMS victory featured here. Perhaps I'll go a bit mental and strive to get both. I'm weird. I truly don't want to be one of those people who collect weird shit but I simply must have my own ship. Perched on my copy of Lord Jim.

Last week's episode of Lost was particularly tasty. I'd been a been upset over the general lull that's been plaguing Lost as of late and my prayers had been answered despite it being a Kate-centric episode. Hoorah! The conversation between Hurley and Miles was the most important part of the episode, which drew attention to the flaws in the logic of Ben's existence/fate. I don't know why I think this but perhaps the Losties are not back in time but everyone else has been shifted to the present? I've not gone through breaking down the logic behind this but maybe it's a possibility? Who wants a mawfuckin' cookie? Next week's episode looks amazing. It's a celebration of all things Ben and he gets judged by the island. Brilliant! It's probably going to be the best episode thus far.

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