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Here's a lil SAStip: 15 minutes prior to drawing yourself a very hot bath on a, relatively, cold night.. take some Niacin©. If you're already on Niacin, up the dosage (as long as it's below the max. daily intake). Insert yourself in said bath. Take your favourite effervescent tablet/ball and place it at the base of your spine where your tailbone meets your backside/bottom/arse. Elate in the glorious pleasure that is spine-tingling awesomeness. Most of the time the bubbles traverse the back of your spine towards your neck... but sometimes they go in the other direction. Knowamsayin?*wink wink nudge nudge* You'll thank me for this bit of intel., eventually.

In a few minutes I turn 32. I've yet to develop incontinence or grey hair so we're all fairing well in The Republic [of SAS]. In a few more minutes I'm staying up to watch last night's episode of Lost, for I didn't have time to see it yesterday nor today. You'll be glad to know that I declare today the 19th official International Oasis Appreciation Day in my honour. Because I fucking can. In closing, I can't wait to see this Disney movie entitled Earth. It looks massive good. Cheers and goodnight.

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