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Hi hi hi. On Saturday night I was walking from point A to be B and whilst on my travels a girl yelled out: “Seanski!! Seanski!!”. I gleefully turned around in full anticipation of expecting Anne Hathaway to, straight-up, pounce me wrapping her legs around my hips. To my dismay, it was some woman greeting someone else’s dog. So let’s break this mawfuckah down a little bit for the purposes of clarification. I am not dating Anne Hathaway and someone named their fucking dog “Seanski”. Le huuhuu. Fail.

I’ve recently started eating spinach. I only did do because some news article said it was scientifically proven to reverse the aging process (as do other vegetables of this sort, for they include polyphenals et cetera) but, more importantly, it clears your eyes up – making them whiter. So clearly (and yes, that was a pun I believe) this lil sasafact o’ vanity boded well with myself. I’ve been eating Spinach for three days straight – integrating them with my salads and other culinary concoctions. Oh and broccoli? Fuckinnnn’ duuuuuuuuude, I exist rather spritely these days. Win.

Has anyone else noticed that the new Degrassi is an attempt to mimic the British Series Skins? Has anyone noticed that Degrassi, now, officially sucks? Has anyone noticed that it’s a bit weird that I’m watching either programmes in my leisure? Fail.

Fail.

I recently had an American friend in my hood part company and piss off to Beunos Aires. Apparently there are a lot of Americans in hiding all over this great nation of ours. I've noticed since the election results, which dictated [G]Obama become the new King of the Freeworld, that more and more homes are displaying their Americanness. By my calculations (in Cabbagetown Toronto), for every 14 homes, 1 family is American. Previously, I would never have known who the occupants were in the house of the photograph I took below. Now I know they're American. Win.

Pre-Lost & Post-LastEP. Rant: Go!You'll remember that in the last episode when Daniel is walking with Ellie that Daniel remarks how she looks familiar. I (along with some others) believe Ellie to be his mother. People were theorizing that Miss Hawking is Danielle's mothers.. "Ellie" is short for "Eloise" which is Eloise Hawking. I won't stop short on this point and continue to add that I think Ellie and Charles Widmore are brother & sister. Go!One interesting thing I found is this; "The woman whom Daniel experimented on is Theresa. Boone's babysitter, who broke her neck on the stairs, was also named Theresa. Could this be the same the person?". Go! I actually got really kinda "AWWW" when Daniel was all loike "I ♥ you Charlotte" only to conclude the episode with Charlotte having a Mac Attack in her brain. You just know they can't kill her off because it hasn't been revealed yet what her "connection to the island" is. But with Lost, who knows. Go! How boss was it when John Locke was all loike "Are you Charles Widmore" to teenaged Charles Widmore. I'll tell you, it was TONS BOSS! Go! Jin's name continues to show in the credits of this season of Lost. I'm guessing he'll make a return or "time jump" in the next 4-5 episodes. Go!

Win.

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